Slangs

Resting Murder Face: When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men.

  A:  Why does Bryan look like he's going to kill that kid?
  B:  Oh he's ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn't actually angry at all. He's probably pondering football schedules.

Face Jerking: The act of being on facebook all of the time, and getting no satisfaction out of it.

"My boyfriend spends all of his time looking a posts on facebook, he is just face jerking."

Galorias: Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating Mc Donalds at 2 a.m.) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.

Starwank:  The act of enjoy yourself while focusing intently on the night sky.

"Greg stepped out for a night walk, but was so taken by the splendour of the stars, that he engaged in a session of self pleasure and quiet reflection - a starwank."

Mommyfied: When you have spent so much time with your kids that you cant function as a normal adult anymore.

Klazomaniac: This would be a person WHO CAN ONLY SPEAK BY SHOUTING. That's all we're going to say ABOUT THAT!

Bed Crumbs: Small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in your bed. Bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as:
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN;
-dumping glitter on your bed;
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed

"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."